What to do when a sansa clip has a bar on the side of the screen?

What to do when a sansa clip has a bar on the side of the screen?
Well, what you first do is you get pliers, a screwdriver, and unscrew or pry the device open, so that you should be able to see all the electrical wires and the screen. Next, a sundering iron and cut the yellow wire, then the blue one. Do this fast or the yellow wire's electrical current will go over to the blue one, so you have to be faster than it takes for electricity to travel that far. Next, take the iron and melt the wires together. After that, take the pliers, and twist those wires with the other wires as fast as you can. After that, take a sledge hammer and pound the Sansa Clip. It will be completely crushed and you will have that side bar all fixed. So there you go. I hope that helped.