Tuesday, 14 October 2014

What is stronger than a unicorn?

What is stronger than a unicorn?
Ahh. Good question. It seems this has been an age-old classic that has been pondered upon for many a century. The problem with this question is you have to take into account the Unicorn's level and strength, which has been disregarded for years.

A unicorn can have a variety of levels, ranging from flutterbug to HOLY F*CKING$#!@ strong. Some may think that stars may be stronger than a Unicorn, but they must also realize that stars are only super effective against Robot Unicorns. Many Unicorn researchers have discovered Unicorns fuel their rainbow tail from stars, so to say stars are stronger is completely untrue.

In Professor. Chocolate Thunder's dissertation titled "Unicorns: Living Amongst Us?" he called upon the Unicorn Club of America (UCA) which gave him the following answer to his paper.

"Unicorns...myth or reality...

It is a question that has been answered by us for many years.

The true question is...why do they hide?

After documenting their struggle, we have come to the conclusion...

Dragons.

Dragons have for centuries been hunting Unicorns down. Unicorns used to be the strongest of the mythical creatures on the planet, until something no one expected occurred. Saytan, the Dark Unicorn Magician of Neverwerth, tried to become the strongest of the Unicorn, reports say. Unfortunately, he spoke the last word of the spell wrong, and summoned something stronger than Unicorns, rather than him being stronger then them all. This lead to the Unicorn Civilizations downfall, and to their ultimate demise. So to say unicorns do not exist is a fallacy, but rather, why do they hide?"

I hope this answers your question!

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